She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.
After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level
I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it
Im thinkin about clones becoming fathers and like... clone naming culture would clash SO BADLY with normal world naming culture. With someone like Cut, who got the opportunity to get familiar with how natborns name their kids bc of his step children, I don’t think it would be a problem. But for a clone who’s becoming a dad for the very first time??
“What do you want to name the baby?”
“What do you mean?”
“Like.... we have to name them??”
“We don’t even know them yet tho.”
“.....babe we can’t just- we can’t just not name them until they have a personality.”
“I dunno seems kinda fucked up to me. If someone pointed at a random shiny and told me to name them that wouldn’t be cool.”
The other parent:
But as a really cute bonus... clone dads nicknaming their kids stuff like “rookie” or “shiny.”
Okay, but consider: non-clone parent doesn’t understand at first that you name clones after their personalities, which leads to some unfortunate connotations.
And non-clone parent is like: Why don’t we name them after that General you loved so much, what was her name...Ahsoka! 🙂
Clone: *Thinks back to Ahsoka jumping off a gunship in flight*
Clone: *Thinks back to Ahsoka yeeting him off a cliff*
Clone: *Thinks back to Ahsoka threatening strangers with lightsabers*
Non-clone Parent: Ah yes, Ahsoka sounds like a lovely name!
Clone: *Imagines having to parent a child doing half the stunts Ahsoka does on a daily basis.*
Clone: ...maybe we should name her Cody, instead.
Non-Clone Parent: *Remembers his previous suggestions of “Cutup”, “Shiny”, and “Boil”*
Non-Clone Parent: *Glares* No. I like. Ahsoka.
Clone: *Sweats nervously*
